My AFL and I decided that we are going to start keeping track of all the creeps in our towns, or at least the ones that make the new. We are going to keep score cards as well. If you want to join in on the score keeping, you just have to make sure that if you have the link to the story you add it and you add the old ones to the new ones.
*There are women who get pissed at their daughter for a bad soccer game and leave her on the side of I-80. Nice parenting bitch.
1 point
*We have IDIOTS who sell bongs and drug parafanilia and liquidation sales. Hey dumbass did you really think no cops would come to this??? HELLO!!
1 point
*How about a man that kills his 14-month old little girl and buries her in a shallow grave??? Yep got one of those too.
1 point
*1 guy was arrested for the fraternity fire at my college that killed one of my fellow classmates, he wasn't suspected of starting THIS fire however he was accused of arson. For this incident he was accused of hazing, illegal use and ownership of fireworks and drugs I believe. Don't quote me, you can read the link.
1 point
1. It has begun to get very nice outside and since "big city" has great bike paths, some of the best in the US (no joke) we start to get a lot of pervs out on the paths. Here is one to start off the spring right. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/03/29/news/local/doc460bc132b7660675102652.txt
1 Point
2. This story is about an idiot so I will not give him a whole point but I think he gets a "stupid criminal" point. Basically, he tried to rob a gas station at gunpoint and when the worker told him that he wasn't getting any money, he stole a pop. Woopy. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/03/29/news/local/doc460a6d0a15422433396581.txt
0.5 point
3. We had creepy people who just kill and leave bodies in lakes. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/03/23/news/local/doc46040bcd21f35420838607.txt
1 point
4. We have guys who kill young girls for no reason and leave their remains in a ditch for oh say 11-12 years. But apparently this isn't his first rodeo. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/03/23/news/local/doc4603df1fefbee437171429.txt
1 point
5. How about those losers that think it is fun to pick on grandma. Break into her house asking to use the bathroom then beating her up when she refuses to give you money until you leave the house and wait outside, only to get $16. http://www.kolnkgin.com/home/headlines/6764217.html
1 point
*B/c of my cousin and my afl I am adding a 1/2 point for the "stupid SAD" criminal and another point b/c I got the okay.
6. We have creeps who assault women then lock them in the trunk for 3 days. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/03/30/news/local/doc460db0a124a4f021057647.txt
1 point
7. We have a man with 9 DUI's from '91-now including one that was 4 times the legal limit. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/03/30/news/local/doc460daf0d9ece9466657895.txt
1 point
8. I don't know if this guy counts as a creep but he is a danger to us. He is a 17 year old who has been ticketed for manslaughter after his "reckless" driving caused a 15 year old passanger to die. And a day after the manslaughter ticket, he was caught driving on a suspended license. Does he WANT to kill another person b/c he is on the fast track to do that. http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/doc46142292d702e495830147.txt
2 point *1 for the creep and 1 for the idiot that married the creep*
9. We have maintance workers who sexually assault and strangle women. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/04/05/news/local/doc46156cc9107bf678114577.txt
1 point
10. We have babysitters who let 1 year olds take blood pressure meds and OD on them (if you are ever looking for a babysitter don't look in lincoln.) http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/04/05/news/local/doc46156eed358ae074245114.txt
1 point
11. We have parents that don't feed their baby. Oh yeah and try to mess with his feeding tube while he is in the hospital. http://journalstar.com/articles/2007/04/05/news/local/doc46156eed358ae074245114.txt
1 point
So, I think for now I have 17 points for the "big city" but the numbers will grow i can guarantee it.
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OK baby, I hate to do it cause you are ahead, but I really think we need to give the sprite robber another 1/2 point just because he needs a sympathy vote. That is one sad sad criminal there. You can give yourself that extra 1/2 point because you made your AFL laugh. Now bring on the trolls.
I'd expose myself to you anytime, my cute little Randomness! Love ya call me!
ok baby you get another point no need to add the link. we get it...
Run MOLE run!! You should move farther SOUTH where there are fewer creeps!
Hey, I just checked out this mighty dyckerson's blog site. You may not want to go there for a while. He's making fun of breast cancer. Since you just lost your Grandmother to that it might upset you. I'll let you know when that one has moved down enough you won't see it. Loves AFL
I'm done making fun of cancer. Today I'm making fun of sexual harassment.
Umm...get thee the hell outta that city!
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