Trolls background

So, on Sunday, I talked to an older lady that has lived just a few houses away from the "trolls". Apparently, they do live somewhere, the mother and oldest daughter live in a little one bedroom house and the younger sister lives in her own apartment b/c she doesn't like the older sister. Anyway, here are a few facts that I learned about them.
1. They take their spounge baths in sinks in the HyVee restrooms.
2. The reason that they don't buy much to eat is b/c they eat their dinner from the "samples" that each department puts out.
3. The used to take the plastic silver wear when it was just setting out for ppl to get even if they didn't buy anything.
4. The younger sister is the one that drives the car so the other two just have to put up with her in order to get to places.
5. They say that our water is the best water ever and their water at their house just has too much rust in it.
6. The utility ppl have asked neighbors if anyone even lives in their house b/c they don't use enough electricity to be noticed.
7. No one knows how they get their money.
8. When the father was still alive, the mother and father would sit in the front of their car and the sisters would sit in the back...as close to the car door as possible so they could be as far away from one another as possible.
I may have been told more, but can't recall it right now. However, as I find more out I will keep you informed. And, since I am already against using public restrooms, after learning that they wash in those sinks, I am even more against using public restrooms.

To top off my day, the trolls decided to grace us with there presinces. They first asked if the cheese in the mac and cheese was mild. I responded by saying, "It is the same mac and cheese you buy everyday, if you liked it yesterday, you will like it today." Yep, they ended up buying some...60 cents worth. Then they asked why we put saige in our pot roast...which we don't, we never have, we just cook it and put it in the hotcase...it is just plain pot roast. I told them that there was no saige in it. They argued, "Yes, there was last time we got some." First, I know for a fact that they have never bought our pot roast before...it is too expensive for them. Next, I know that there has never been saige in our pot roast...and how do I know...b/c I have worked everyday that we have have pot roast and I was the one to prepare it. Surpisingly, after i told them this, they sill bought 72 cents worth. Then to top it all off they bought 3 slices of yellow american cheese.

Have to give you guys a little background info for you to get the whole effect of what happened today. There are these three ladies...either 3 sisters or a mother and 2 daughters...we are not sure. Anyway, they are about 4 and a half feet tall, pry weight 80 pounds. They always wear the same clothes...sturup pants, and the shoes that nana used to wear. Anyway, they smell horrible, don't brush their teeth, so when they talk, it about knocks you on your ass. Honestly...I can stand lots of bad smells, but they about kill me. Everyday they come into the store and buy paper towels (2 rolls), crackers, pudding, 50 cents worth of mac and cheese (which pisses me off daily), take note that we haven't changed mac and cheese since I started working there...it is the same kind everyday...and new everyday, but they seem to think that it is rotten, different etc. Or they will ask for a THIN slice of bologna FROM A NEW PACKAGE...I AM NOT OPENING A NEW PACKAGE FOR YOU LITTLE TROLLS (that is what we call them). Anyway, they are huge pain in the asses and rumor has it that they live in the car...but I am not sure.
Anyway, now that you are filled in, back to todays incident. After getting their 50 cents of mac and cheese and 40 cents of potato salad...without the red things (b/c apparently those are hot...even though they are red peppers and are sweet) anywho, they went to the front to check out. Allen is one of the old guys that sacks groceries...apparently one of the little trolls doesn't like Allen's cologne. She started to cry...literally, and threw a fit. She didn't want him anywhere near her stuff b/c she says that his cologne least that smell on all her food...WTF? Anyway, after she cried for a while, we got her a different sacker and got her the hell out of the store.