New invention.

During my break from work, I was talking to my fave cousin online. She just happened to be eating mini wheats and the convo went something like this (these are not the exact words, but you will get the idea).
K: AAHHHH, I have mini wheats down my shirt.
N: EEKKKK, you know after work I always have little pieces of cheese down my shirt b/c our slicer likes to throw them and me and my shirt just happens to...um...gap just right for the cheese to fling in there.
K: LOL, Cheese tits.
N: Ha, yeah sounds like a snack you would get at Dr. John's (or some other porn store).
K: Yeah, it does sound like a snack food, "Try a bite of our CHEESE TITS, new flavor coming soon, parmesian cheese tits."
N: Hell yeah, we could make tons of money off this. It would be great for bachler parties.
K: We'll be RICH.
N: I can see it now (At my 10 year high school reunion) Yep, that is right, I invented Cheese tits with my cousin, I know it was a great idea. Oh, just wait we have a great new triple cheese flavor coming out soon, I actually have some in the car if you would like a taste.

Yep, that is how we roll, we are random but look how it turns out, it is AMAZING.